"Send this to 5 people or die! What do you have to lose? Your life!"

Chain mails just get more and more "creative". First it was bad love life, then it grew to bad luck for life, then it was..i don't know cause I stopped caring. Until this one, which I admittedly got duped into opening. Even titles need to be creative to escape the wrath of the chain-mail parasite/demon.
My life must be tainted to the very last second now with all the unsent chain emails in my trash cans that have since turned into virtual dust. Every second now, i will be growing two breasts on my head in addition to slipping and falling into quick sand in the middle of cornland. I always wondered what was going through most people's head when they were sending out the chain mails. Was it "Oh dang it. Where am I suppose to find 50 friends to spam?" or " Oh shit! I only have 10 minutes" or "What the heck....". I hope its the last one.